New Order in San Jose, Complete Disorder

Drum Master Tom McEnery enters the hall

It was almost ninety days ago today
That Mayor Sam and his team got elected to run the show!
Rosie, Johnny, and Chappie with Pepe Oliverio will be our saviors
They're guaranteed to make Chucki Reed look sexy
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Mayor Sammy's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

Enter

Sam Liccardo

Magdelena Carrasco

Chappie Jones

Rose Herrera

Pierluigi Oliverio

Johnny Khamis

We're Mayor Sammy's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
We're Mayor Sammy's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sit back and let the evening go
Mayor Sammy is the boss
If you were work for us, learn to dance!
It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
Maggie and Johnny will do a Tango
Pierluigi and Rose will arm wrestle
We'd love to push employees around

pensions are a thing of the past
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Mayor Sam takes the Mike

I don't really want to stop the show
But we need to get rid of some police
Our City Manager is out washing my car!
Then he will stop by to sing and dance for us

here he is now
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Noberto Duenas
He will take orders, you bet!

From Mayor Sammy and his Lonely Hearts Club Band!